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eat dirt 

to fall on the ground, preferably on your face

also see eating dirt
jareth fainted, causing him to eat dirt
eat dirt by cowboylexapro March 26, 2023

eat dirt 

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.
“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.
eat dirt by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023

Eat Dirt 

telling someone to eat dirt, means as like telling them to leave you alone,
I told elliot to go eat dirt, and he stayed shut
Eat Dirt by BigDaDonJohn March 11, 2024

Eat dirt bitch 

What to say when someone is annoying the hell out of you. Said in a very calm, almost cheery voice.
Girl: Hey!

Guy: Eat dirt bitch...
Eat dirt bitch by Sireane August 26, 2016

Do not eat that dirt

A reverse psychology trick Edd used on Ed.
Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).

Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!

A saying used as to exclaim "Fuck you!" or "Get away!"
Strict teacher: "Are you two having problems? Because I can split you up if you are..."

Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."

"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"
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