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eat dirt 

when being verbally attacked you say eat dirt to offend the other person. once you say those two magical words people will back down cause they know you mean business.
jessica: wow you're an idiot.
maggie: eat dirt!
eat dirt by yung rel January 10, 2009
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eat dirt 

to fall on the ground, preferably on your face

also see eating dirt
jareth fainted, causing him to eat dirt
eat dirt by cowboylexapro March 26, 2023

eat dirt 

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.
eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.
eat dirt by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023

Eat Dirt 

telling someone to eat dirt, means as like telling them to leave you alone,
I told elliot to go eat dirt, and he stayed shut
Eat Dirt by BigDaDonJohn March 11, 2024

Eat dirt bitch 

What to say when someone is annoying the hell out of you. Said in a very calm, almost cheery voice.
Girl: Hey!

Guy: Eat dirt bitch...
Eat dirt bitch by Sireane August 26, 2016

Do not eat that dirt

A reverse psychology trick Edd used on Ed.
Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).

Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!

A saying used as to exclaim "Fuck you!" or "Get away!"
Strict teacher: "Are you two having problems? Because I can split you up if you are..."

Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."

"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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