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east
When instead of going to work you call in sick, smoke a lot of marijuana and spend the day gorging yourself on Doritos and other assortments of junk food. Then when asked for a medical certificate from your employer you present them with one that is poorley authenticated.
east by donkeypunchdude December 18, 2012
Related Words
Easton • easter • east coast • eastchester • east side • Easter Bunny • easter egg • east greenwich • easts • eastwood
EAST
Extreme AppleSauce Toss
EAST is simply a variation of table hockey played with an applesauce cup. {can also be played with a fruit cup but then it would be EFCT, not as cool} Members of opposite teams sit next to each other {eg. 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2} around a round table. One hand, and one hand only, is used to pass/knock/move the applesauce cup back and forth amongst players. Goal: to keep the applesauce cup on the table. Points are earned when a player from one team is able to get the applesauce cup past a member of the opposite team, causing the cup to fall either in the person's lap or on the floor.
EAST is simply a variation of table hockey played with an applesauce cup. {can also be played with a fruit cup but then it would be EFCT, not as cool} Members of opposite teams sit next to each other {eg. 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2} around a round table. One hand, and one hand only, is used to pass/knock/move the applesauce cup back and forth amongst players. Goal: to keep the applesauce cup on the table. Points are earned when a player from one team is able to get the applesauce cup past a member of the opposite team, causing the cup to fall either in the person's lap or on the floor.
*lunch table is bored*
Guy 1: Hey Guys, wanna EAST?
All of Table: Sure!
*circles up*
*begins to play*
*Guy 1 knocks applesauce cup past team two member*
Guy 1: Score!!!
Guy 1: Hey Guys, wanna EAST?
All of Table: Sure!
*circles up*
*begins to play*
*Guy 1 knocks applesauce cup past team two member*
Guy 1: Score!!!
EAST by boogersnot. January 15, 2009
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I'm craving cigarettes. I'm east.
My ex-girlfriend had a baby. I'm east.
I'm going to drink a 12 pack at her big party by myself because I'm east.
My ex-girlfriend had a baby. I'm east.
I'm going to drink a 12 pack at her big party by myself because I'm east.
east by anonymeast March 23, 2008
East
A blood-line of cheaters. They'll make you fall in love with them, then they'll break your heart by sleeping with another person. Either blonde headed, or black headed, with green or brown eyes. They'll have large feet, and they'll cuss a lot. They're very whore-ish.
"I cant believe she cheated on him!"
"Yea, she is such an East."
"An East came in today asking for a pair of size 14 shoes!"
"That guy has the most beautiful green eyes, and striking black hair to complimetn his features."
"Yea, he's so East."
"Who did he cheat on you with?"
"That black haired, brown eyed witch, that EAST!!"
"She has five boyfriends, she is so East."
"He says a cuss word everytime he opens his mouth, he is so East."
"Yea, she is such an East."
"An East came in today asking for a pair of size 14 shoes!"
"That guy has the most beautiful green eyes, and striking black hair to complimetn his features."
"Yea, he's so East."
"Who did he cheat on you with?"
"That black haired, brown eyed witch, that EAST!!"
"She has five boyfriends, she is so East."
"He says a cuss word everytime he opens his mouth, he is so East."