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earwax
Your ears cumming after listening to sounds they think are good: ie tasteful music, your friend's voice, or Morgan Freeman.
Sally had an abundance of earwax after going to a concert by her favorite band.
After spending time with his girlfriend, Mark always found a deposit of earwax the next day.
After spending time with his girlfriend, Mark always found a deposit of earwax the next day.
earwax by g0nnaflynow April 5, 2010
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Sexual Earwax
Sexual Earwax by thehoeslapper May 12, 2015
earwax buddys
When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*
earwax buddys by Pyro1495 June 2, 2008
Arabian Earwash
Arabian Earwash by aiden and jack May 14, 2007
Charlottesville Earwax
A Charlottesville Earwax is where caramel sauce is heated slightly, then a penis is dipped into said sauce and then used for ear sex.
Charlottesville Earwax by oaclo July 12, 2007
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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