Earwad 

A place to chill out of site out of mind outside with no hassles or worries.

Under a bridge

Earwad by MURT DOGG May 12, 2003

earwax 

Your ears cumming after listening to sounds they think are good: ie tasteful music, your friend's voice, or Morgan Freeman.

Sally had an abundance of earwax after going to a concert by her favorite band.

After spending time with his girlfriend, Mark always found a deposit of earwax the next day.

earwax by g0nnaflynow April 5, 2010

Sexual Earwax 

Sexual earwax is just regular cum but is produced when you dig so hard in your ear that you cum

dude just made some sexual earwax

Sexual Earwax by thehoeslapper May 12, 2015

earwax buddys 

When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*

Dude. You were earwax buddys with him? Crustay!!! Have you seen his lobes?

earwax buddys by Pyro1495 June 2, 2008

Arabian Earwash 

When someone sticks their cock in your ear and goes for a piss!

My ear was cleaned by my friends arabian earwash

Arabian Earwash by aiden and jack May 14, 2007

Charlottesville Earwax 

A Charlottesville Earwax is where caramel sauce is heated slightly, then a penis is dipped into said sauce and then used for ear sex.

I heard he gave his girlfriend a Charlottesville Earwax and now she is deaf in one ear.

Charlottesville Earwax by oaclo July 12, 2007

earwaker 

the biggest loser in the world.. but pretty fresh, and bareee sexy n ting

that boys earwaker

earwaker by afghaniiii August 18, 2011