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The portion of skin dangling from your ear in a pendant-like manner.
Dude, what happened to your earlobe?

I wasn't born with earlobes, I just have reptilian-like stretched skin like Craig.
earlobe by phantoz November 4, 2010
A earlobe is a penis of unique structure and architecture. A person that has a big penis has big earlobes. All in all, a earlobe is simply a penis.
pradyumna likes to play with his earlobes a lot.
earlobe by twakrm June 5, 2011

earlobe fetish 

if you have an earlobe fetish, you find certain earlobes sexier than others and you like to rub and bite them.
Hey babe, you've got some sexy ass earlobes, let me take a bite of them.

earlobe fetish
just had to include that so the thing would submit

earlobe fuck 

When one nibbles on partners ear. Not a firm bite, but enough to notice. Often done before or during sexual activities.
Dude, last night Sally gave the best earlobe fuck.
earlobe fuck by Matt Tray June 26, 2007

Earlobe cheese 

That smell when you twist your stud earrings and get a rancid earlobe cheese smell on your fingers
Earlobe cheese by Morf power October 24, 2017

earlobe johnson 

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets
Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3*] (earlobe johnson)
earlobe johnson by klfgs77 August 4, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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