Earl Grey

1) A travelling magician that invented tea.

He travelled to a small indigenous village where the people smoked the leaves from a local tree.

Earl Grey turned up at the village on a rainbow stallion and showed the people his magical skills.
He also showed them that it was better to add the leaves they smoked to hot water to create a relaxing warm beverage.

This was the first time tea was consumed by a person.

2) A tea with a distinctive flavour that is named after it's creator, Earl Grey the magician.
Examples:

1) "Thank you for making this tea for us Earl Grey, you magical being"

2) "Earl Grey is a delightful beverage"
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"earl grey" (verb):
lounge, while dressed in sweats/pyjamas/dancewear/costumes, drinking earl grey tea in a warm, comfortable environment
I am too tired to go out, can't we just have an earl grey night.

I had an earl grey day.

This dinner sucks, we should have just earl greyed
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The sexual act of urinating into your partners mouth, then dipping your scrotum into their mouth, full of urine.
"Want to have some Earl Grey? Bladders Full!"
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When a senior (or any man with grey pubic hair) gives another person a teabag.
Old man Buck gave Christina an Earl Grey.
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Teabagging for the over-50s
"How about a lovely bit of Earl Grey as a retirement gift, Martha?"
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Gossip about someone or something that is dull, not very good, or not worthwhile
Jane has some Earl Grey. Should we listen?
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Earl Grey is an Extension from the slang word T (sounds like Tea) which is often used for the drug Crystal Meth.

Often used when talking in public or when texting a dealer, when some one want to buy. So that both persons can claim Plausible deniability.
- Hey, you got any Earl Grey?

1- You high?

2- yeah, smoked some Earl Grey and know I'm fucking Horny!
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