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1) A travelling magician that invented tea.

He travelled to a small indigenous village where the people smoked the leaves from a local tree.

Earl Grey turned up at the village on a rainbow stallion and showed the people his magical skills.
He also showed them that it was better to add the leaves they smoked to hot water to create a relaxing warm beverage.

This was the first time tea was consumed by a person.

2) A tea with a distinctive flavour that is named after it's creator, Earl Grey the magician.

1) "Thank you for making this tea for us Earl Grey, you magical being"

2) "Earl Grey is a delightful beverage"
by CowboyWizard August 23, 2011

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