When I was a kid, wrestling earguards were new and not required. The coach told me not to wrestle without earguards, but, I used to wrestle earguardless. Now I have cauliflower ear.
when you're getting a blow job and you punch the girl in the jaw right before you cum. You proceed to ejaculate into her ear canal so she hears your cum gurgling the rest of the day.
Kelsey, a natural cum guzzler, was being a dirty twat so i told her to give me a blowie. Little did she know I was about to give her an ear gurgle.