Eam 

from www.Somethingawful.com

Eam (noun) - Any dream involving the Internet. An eam may feature people you communicate with online, websites you visit, or games you play. There are currently no specific words to describe a nightmare involving the Internet, as any eam, by definition, is inherently a nightmare.

Ed believes that life is but an Eam.

Eam by i love hotbranch! April 14, 2005

EAM 

Elder Attracted Minor

Did you know I am a EAM? I'm attracted to my own grandma!

EAM by Mrs. Wh0re February 25, 2021

eam 

for one to assume another is passive and just believe anything someone tells him or her that doesn't sound to reason. Other spellings: iam, ieam

You must think I'm eam.
They're acting like I'm eam while trying to validate all his mistakes.

eam by tm2i January 21, 2024

Eam 

1. (Noun) A little E-boy (typically femboy) with a hot temper, usually a NAF.

2. (Noun/Nickname) Someone who loves to say the "E" meme, looks like a Liam who sports no ninnies.

1.
Person 1: Dude I just went out with Eam, he was petite but MAN he was angry!
Person 2: Lucky you, my Eam left me!

2.
Person 1 (Eam): Boiii, I've been on Geometry Dash spammin' E's KEKW! E E E!
Person 2: Dude you are Eam
Person 3: Hahaha Eam Eam E!
Eam: You people!

Eam by LoganMXZ May 29, 2025

Eam Huy 

Eam Huy is an amazing friend. He’s extremely funny and kind. He will always be there whenever you’re going through anything and is always down to have fun. Eam Huy is also always considerate of your feelings and you’ll be lucky to have him. Eam Huy’s deserve the absolute world.

You should go talk to an Eam Huy, he’ll make sure you feel happier!

Eam Huy by anonymous November 21, 2021

Dirty Eamon 

The act of posting a tasteful nude video online, making sure the foreskin is the star, and becoming famous. Works best if you can accumulate a cult following.

"Have you tried a Dirty Eamon?"

"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"

Dirty Eamon by Lifexxtimes April 6, 2020

Eamonn Holmes 

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.

"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."

Eamonn Holmes by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017