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A very large and popular message board serivce. It was once very good but thanks to recent updates which restricted or deleted all the good features and a total lack of customer support of any kind this is now without a doubt the worst serive as well.
For once I agree with Djgs68 or whatever it is he is calling himself now days. Ezboard used to gave a great free service. It was so good at that time I happily upgraded to gold just because I liked it enough. However after a series of updates which added crappy features and eliminated the good ones I complained on their "Support forums" and was banned. A PAYING CUSTOMER BANNED from a CUSTOMER SUPPORT FORUM. WTF!?
EZboard by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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A free messageboard system.

While once very good, it is now bogged down by advertising and pop-up ads. You can pay for a gold service, but it's not worth it.

This poor service has earned it the nickname SleazyWhore
Oh it's just a crappy EZboard
EZboard by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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A piece of shit board service that requires you to upgrade your message board in order to use HTML.
EZboard by dj gs68 November 1, 2003
The Windows of the message board world. Make of that what you will.
Man, this EZboard has more ads than Tripod!
EZboard by JiaXue October 31, 2003

evboard.com 

The biggest message board dedicated to Evanescence.
I'm a member of evboard.com.
evboard.com by beau99 June 9, 2004
An online forums for us Evanescence nerds who love them. We're not ashamed!!!
Damn, that Evboard pwns all.
evboard by A Member September 10, 2005

/k/eyboard Commando 

A derogatory name for user of 4chan's /k/, especially one who fantasizes about going to war with law enforcement agents or military personnel. More often than not has little to no formal training in gun fighting, but maintains a sense of confidence they could take on SOF and Federal agents.
"Remember that /k/eyboard commando who tried to shoot up that federal building?"
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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