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Accronym: English as Somebody Elses Second Language

Def: The modification of English used with people for whom English is not their first lanugage.

Characterized by simplified vocabulary, gestures and smiling. A form of generalized speech often used in large multicultural cities to simplify trade and negotiations.
2nd language: (Seeking help from bus driver in broken english)
1st language: Where you go? You go Dufferin Station? I make bus with you. I help you go. No worry, no worry, you sit now.
Bus Driver: Thanks, sorry, my ESESL is really rudimentary.
ESESL by mo-yo December 28, 2006
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Accronym: English as Somebody Elses Second Language

Def: The modification of English used with people for whom English is not their first lanugage. Characterized by simplified vocabulary, gestures and smiling. A form of generalized speech often used in large multicultural cities to simplify trade and negotiations.
2nd language: (Seeking help from bus driver in broken english)
1st language: Where you go? You go Dufferin Station? I make bus with you. I help you go. No worry, no worry, you sit now.
Bus Driver: Thanks, sorry, my ESESL is really rudimentary.
ESESL by mo-yo December 9, 2008
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A state of mind in which the subject is extremely intoxicated. A norwegian ideology closely assimilated with Valhalla and often refered to as the Valhalla of the drunk viking. A theme that can be found in many nordic folk chants. Such chants can be found on soundcloud if one wishes to find Valhalla.
"Is it true that one has to piss in cross with another to enter through the gates of Eselland?",
"Yeah dude, went all the way to Eselland last nigt"
Eselland by esel24-7 October 30, 2018

wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenlooof eselifterbraun 

basically a tiktok meme of a dog singing the song "summer", except in a different spelling from pronunciation. a lot of tiktokers use it in their videos
*in tiktok*
system: you have 4 words left
person: wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenlooof eselifterbraun
Essly is a very unique name, not many people in the world have that name. If in fact a person does have that name then you have a very special person in your life.
#1: Hey, who's that girl over there?
#2: Her? Thats Essly.
#1: Oh, i've never heard that name before.
#2: Yeah, she's a very special girl to me. (:
Essly by Jeegibby April 12, 2011
A word to describe the mass-produced amount of Friday Night Funkin' mods about a creepypasta ending in ".exe," usually referring to sonic.exe-like mods.
Friend 1: Yoo did you see the new fnf mod about No More Innocence?
Friend 2: What the fuck even is that? Wait, lemme guess...just more exeslop?
exeslop by brobgonal December 1, 2022

esslemont 

A fat stinky virgin who tries to put on a deep voice but in reality hes a squeaky weirdo who is insecure as fuck AF. There is also a higher chance a person with this name could be gay
Wow that is like a esslemont
Insecure and most likely fat
esslemont by MaDman46 December 14, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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