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Accronym: English as Somebody Elses Second Language

Def: The modification of English used with people for whom English is not their first lanugage.

Characterized by simplified vocabulary, gestures and smiling. A form of generalized speech often used in large multicultural cities to simplify trade and negotiations.
2nd language: (Seeking help from bus driver in broken english)
1st language: Where you go? You go Dufferin Station? I make bus with you. I help you go. No worry, no worry, you sit now.
Bus Driver: Thanks, sorry, my ESESL is really rudimentary.
ESESL by mo-yo December 28, 2006
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Accronym: English as Somebody Elses Second Language

Def: The modification of English used with people for whom English is not their first lanugage. Characterized by simplified vocabulary, gestures and smiling. A form of generalized speech often used in large multicultural cities to simplify trade and negotiations.
2nd language: (Seeking help from bus driver in broken english)
1st language: Where you go? You go Dufferin Station? I make bus with you. I help you go. No worry, no worry, you sit now.
Bus Driver: Thanks, sorry, my ESESL is really rudimentary.
ESESL by mo-yo December 9, 2008
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A state of mind in which the subject is extremely intoxicated. A norwegian ideology closely assimilated with Valhalla and often refered to as the Valhalla of the drunk viking. A theme that can be found in many nordic folk chants. Such chants can be found on soundcloud if one wishes to find Valhalla.
"Is it true that one has to piss in cross with another to enter through the gates of Eselland?",
"Yeah dude, went all the way to Eselland last nigt"
Eselland by esel24-7 October 30, 2018

wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenlooof eselifterbraun 

basically a tiktok meme of a dog singing the song "summer", except in a different spelling from pronunciation. a lot of tiktokers use it in their videos
*in tiktok*
system: you have 4 words left
person: wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenlooof eselifterbraun
Essly is a very unique name, not many people in the world have that name. If in fact a person does have that name then you have a very special person in your life.
#1: Hey, who's that girl over there?
#2: Her? Thats Essly.
#1: Oh, i've never heard that name before.
#2: Yeah, she's a very special girl to me. (:
Essly by Jeegibby April 12, 2011
A word to describe the mass-produced amount of Friday Night Funkin' mods about a creepypasta ending in ".exe," usually referring to sonic.exe-like mods.
Friend 1: Yoo did you see the new fnf mod about No More Innocence?
Friend 2: What the fuck even is that? Wait, lemme guess...just more exeslop?
exeslop by brobgonal December 1, 2022

esslemont 

A fat stinky virgin who tries to put on a deep voice but in reality hes a squeaky weirdo who is insecure as fuck AF. There is also a higher chance a person with this name could be gay
“Wow that is like a esslemont
Insecure and most likely fat
esslemont by MaDman46 December 14, 2018
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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