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The same thing as EMD and SMD...its "wang" as the last letter. So it stands for Eat My Wang. It is used in a time of pure accomplishment and when its time t brag.
Jim: "Aww nuts! You beat me!"

Tim: "Yeah buddyyy. EMW!"

Jim: "You rascal!"
EMW by bananaman101 March 9, 2011
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An Early Morning Wee Induced Boner - EMWIB.
"Sandra, I cant come to the phone right now, I just woke up and have a throbbing EMWIB"
Emwib by David Benson-Phillips April 9, 2019
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Emwanta EMW emwa emweird emwhich Emwib Emwiciwhic emwih EMWJ emwodish
Emwanta is a kind nice guy, the life of the party with many friends, he's fast and very good at rugby, he easily gets girls with his charming looks. He's rich and has a lot of women next to him/her
Emwanta is the fastest in the school
Emwanta by PapaBeast November 2, 2020
Early Morning Walk Report. Twitter/Blog/Flickr page concerning what you did on your early morning walk.
emwr: noticed a spy cam atop pretty building on buena vista terrace. must remember to wave every day. or, train dogs to poop within view.
emwr by mvernon September 1, 2009
Pet name/Nickname for the name: Emily
Awwwh, Emwy is so cute!
Emwy by Alys-chan May 23, 2011

Emwiciwhic 

Excuse me while I check if we have ice cream
"ugh homework sucks, emwiciwhic"

"I do! It's rocky road! 😊😊😊"
Emwiciwhic by Barbiedoll1205 November 16, 2016
a delectable treat containing any number of delicious meats, cheeses, lettuce and tomatoes. Can be made with either bread, rolls, or wraps and your choice of topping.
I got up out of bed in the middle of the night and made myself an emwhich for a snack. Yummy!
emwhich by drjames September 22, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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