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EMO CUNTS 

The slang used by those older people who have actually lived, since become inebriated, and have located some surly, pretentious and unfathomably stupid bourgeois sprogs on the way home.
Emo 1; i have to live without seeing Pashmina for a fortnight. i may very well kill myself'.
Emo 2: my heart breaks for you my epicene friend.
twenty-something drunk who has to work in the morning; shut the fuck up you snivelling Emo cunts!!
EMO CUNTS by Max Biggins January 30, 2007
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emo cunt 

An Emo cunt is one who thinks they have it so tough. Guess what prick...it's called life!!. You sad fucking cunt- get a life and grow the fuck up you fucking fuck head.

You will ususally find these people will have dyed hair, black trousers and seem (socially) very insecure. Think again-these people are hard core emo fags .

They usually come from neat middle class backgrounds and through puberty they have felt the need to rebel. They like to be proud of the fact they are bi-sexual (and very comfortable i.e. "I've been bi since i was like 6"), talk all the fucking time about My Chemical Romance and/or other feacal matter.

They will also tend to self harm...who cares?! Bring on the Emo holocaust!!!!

Fuckin' fags!
Emo1: "xXx You.swear.all.the.time.Its like you hate everyting you know.life would be so much better if people like you would relax xXx."

Me (or any other normal person): Shut the fuck up you dickhead Emo cunt.
emo cunt by Anti-Emo Army Member September 21, 2008
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Emo Cunt 

|Adjective| Emo Cunt.
1. Used to describe lazy, low-life pieces of shit who think life is hard
2. Shitcunts who think listening to shit music and cutting their wrists makes them cool.
3. Stupid cunts that have dyed black hair and black clothes.
4. A fag.
1. Fuck sake, i hate Jack, he's such a lazy, low-life Emo Cunt.
2. Sharon is listening to that shitty music again, i noticed she slit her wrists too. She is such an Emo Cunt!
3. Lilly is always wearing black clothes, and she's died her fucking hair black now too, she is such an Emo Cunt.
4. That homo Jose is such an Emo Cunt!
Emo Cunt by M468 March 24, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008