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Matt: “yo did you see Jeff at the party?”
Dave: “yeah he’s an efferso”
efferso by Jqlit14 April 8, 2020
The word "effers" was derived from some retarded kid by the name of Alor.
The word is usually used to express annoyance, disgust, surprise, anger, irritation, contempt, or disappointment...usually in a light-hearted manner.
(Lately, this word has been favorably used using squinted eyes, a scrunched nose, and a whispery, whiny voice, all while hunching the back slightly and is usually followed by the recipient with the traditional slow shake of the head, a stupid smirk and the low mutter of the word "geek.")
Effers Example 1:
Alor: "Hey Eyuel, Samora forgot Madden at home."
Eyuel: "Effferssss!"

Effers Example 2:
Melaku: "Hey you guys, my mom said we have to leave cuz its getting dark and she wont be able to find me so I have to take the ball now."
Aklil: "But it's only 5:30! You won't disappear until 9!"
Eyuel: "Effferssss!"

Effers Example 3:
Alor: "Hey Joseph, can I borrow a dollar?"
Joseph: "Alright."
Eyuel: "Effferssss!"
Alor and Joseph: "..the heck?"
Eyuel feels stupid.
effers by Nati T July 20, 2006

The Eifert Manuever 

invented by The Legend himself. this sexual act involves sucking a fart from a woman's ass, holding it like a bong rip, andblowing it back in her face.
he performed The Eifert Manuever on his girlfreind an caused her to pass out from the smell
The Eifert Manuever by TheRealLegend September 11, 2011

Effersmitter 

A person who never responds to any text messages, never returns phone calls and ignores all attempts of contact via Facebook. A person who introduces you to the worst people you shall ever meet.
She never texted me back...
What an effersmitter!

This guy just played me big time!
I bet an effersmitter introduced you to him huh?
Effersmitter by Idislikeyou821 December 14, 2010

Eierschuss

(German) Literally eggshot. A hit in the testicles.
Feared mostly by boys and teenagers, Played as a prank and for those who play sports.
It is said that guys who don't behave aroud girls sooner or later will have (Rührei "zwischen den Beinen" haben) translates to (Having scrambled eggs "between your legs") (Very hard shots can also lead to impotence )
Für einen Eierschuss muss einem männlichem Gegner in den Schritt geschossen werden. (For an Eierschuss, a male opponent must be shot in the crotch.)
Eierschuss by Nobli June 5, 2023

blake eilers 

The greatest duck hunter of all time everyone calls him voltron, but all his bitches call him Blake he owns lots of chickens and doesn't acknowledge the existence of females. Some say that voltron can communicate with his chickens telepathically and understand ducks. He studied on the Himalayan mountains for 3 years perfecting his goose noise. He can replicate any goose noise to a flying sound then a whole field of geese. As some say he is good at beating guys up at the local walmart . He is awesome and a member of the golden gods, along with his friends. Many that are around him say that he kickass at anything imaginable except for making friends with geese, due to the fact him and his accomplice hit one with a car and are possibly facing charges Few guys say "no homo but he is very hot"
(Blake eilers Goes to Walmart, then beats up a guy kickassedly)
blake eilers by troy fletch January 22, 2014