EFL Teacher 

One who teaches English as a Foreign Language. Usually a native speaker of the language teaching outside his/her country of origin. A career which attracts the adventurous, the eccentric and the sociopathic.

Barman 1: Who's that cool motherfucker ?
Barman 2: Don't know, but last night he came in smoking a joint, asked me where the nearest brothel is, drank a whole bottle of whisky, did some coke off Mia's tits, fucked her, buggered her and left. I think he's an EFL teacher.
Barman 1: Shit, that's so cool. I wish I was him. Oh, look- he's just knocked out two of the bouncers with one punch.

EFL Teacher by Nice Uncle Andy October 9, 2006