EDspertise 

EDspertise is the word for the expertise of Ed the Ward, a very intelligent Graphic Designer from Austria.

Thank you for your EDspertise bro, you are a the best.

EDspertise by mzudemg November 22, 2023

isolation expertise 

n. the ability of being alone at all times with no exception. usually owned by internet people

A: Did you know Jimmy just joined the internet last night?
B: Wow, I wonder how long until he learns isolation expertise
A: What?

isolation expertise by whalecome March 1, 2021

Expertiseness

Someone who has an expert opinion or is an expert on the matter. Their expertiseness is their expert opinion.

I wish to ask for your expertiseness.

Expertiseness by kaigal February 8, 2010

Edvertisement

An Edvertisement is an advertisement that is intended to educate the individual about the product and or service. While it is intended to help in the purchase process of a product or service, it's first function is to educate on a topic relating to that product or service, with the second function being to prompt the person to act on the material and make a purchase decision.

The edvertisement for the paint roller will teach the individual that the best practice for applying a coat of paint is to state the roller. The fact that our roller allows for 25% more paint to be drawn into the fiber is the selling point.

Edvertisement by SH21 May 29, 2023

Expertise 

If your are an expert... And you are wrong and I am right... Your expertise... Is rendered meaningless. If I contradict the consensus... And I am correct... Your consensus is collectivized fallacy.

Hym "And NOW... You're trying to justify maintain your claim to expertise by saying 'Well, yeah, no we're still the true Scottsmen and we have a consensus so ad populum.' And, I don't actually care about your level of expertise... You are trying to do is enforce this epistemic authority. But your an expert in an incest cult. And THIS (what you are doing to me) is your white intellectual property theft tactic. You surround me, arms locked, and chant your grabled meaningless drivel... And then you wait for me to die... And then 'rob the grave to snow the cradle.' "

Expert "Yeah, no, hey. Words mean more when I say them."

Hym "That's a thing you can think I guess but really they don't."

Expertise by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Expertise Deficiency

A skill issue.

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL AT THE STEAMWORKS AN "EXPERTISE DEFICIENCY."

Expertise Deficiency by UrbanLinguist :) January 11, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020