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isolation expertise 

n. the ability of being alone at all times with no exception. usually owned by internet people
A: Did you know Jimmy just joined the internet last night?
B: Wow, I wonder how long until he learns isolation expertise
A: What?

Expertiseness

Someone who has an expert opinion or is an expert on the matter. Their expertiseness is their expert opinion.
I wish to ask for your expertiseness.
Expertiseness by kaigal February 8, 2010

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The edvertisement for the paint roller will teach the individual that the best practice for applying a coat of paint is to state the roller. The fact that our roller allows for 25% more paint to be drawn into the fiber is the selling point.
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Expertise 

If your are an expert... And you are wrong and I am right... Your expertise... Is rendered meaningless. If I contradict the consensus... And I am correct... Your consensus is collectivized fallacy.
Hym "And NOW... You're trying to justify maintain your claim to expertise by saying 'Well, yeah, no we're still the true Scottsmen and we have a consensus so ad populum.' And, I don't actually care about your level of expertise... You are trying to do is enforce this epistemic authority. But your an expert in an incest cult. And THIS (what you are doing to me) is your white intellectual property theft tactic. You surround me, arms locked, and chant your grabled meaningless drivel... And then you wait for me to die... And then 'rob the grave to snow the cradle.' "

Expert "Yeah, no, hey. Words mean more when I say them."

Hym "That's a thing you can think I guess but really they don't."
Expertise by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Expertise Deficiency

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL AT THE STEAMWORKS AN "EXPERTISE DEFICIENCY."
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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