EDM larper 

An EDM larper is a fratboy, sorority girl, or clubber who goes to music festivals and is LARPing as a raver. You can find shitloads of them at music festivals such as Ultra Music Festival. To them being a raver means to look like a Justin Bieber H&M ad meets neon fratboy orgy. Much like Steelers fans, they will hop on every major bandwagon the industry shoves down their throat. They see raving through the lense of what looks good on Instagram.

EDM larpers talk a whole lot about how they're going to "turn the fuck up". They never do. They don't know how to party. That's why they make fun of people who actually turn up because they don't understand. It's kind of like how some people hate on Asians because deep down they're angry they stole all their good jobs. It's like that except it has more to do with frat boys and clubbers with tiny penises going on roid rage at the rest of partying world.

If you ever wanna find them you can go to Ultra Music Festival, they'll be wearing neon swimtrunks and a matching neon sweatband. EDM larpers are not just mainstagers though. They come in all shapes and sizes. They also wear lots of black too, and they say they're into Eric Prydz and Adam Beyer now. How depressing.

EDC raver: You see that bro over there with the kandi that he bought online. He's what we call an edm larper. He most likely has a tiny penis.

UMF raver: Sigmi Alpha Phi Alfalfa Chi bro bro! Ruh ruh! Fuck PLUR, I just wanna see The Chainsmokers with my bros!

EDM larper by caliraver69 December 6, 2018