eat your pussy
eat your pussy by ADingo8MyBaby August 13, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
eat your girls pussy day
27th of november is <<lick your girls pussy day>>. The day where you get to eat her out as often as you desire
bf: Hey babe can I eat that pussy?
gf: I want you to.
- 1 hour later
bf: Want me to eat your pussy?
gf: Didn't you do that like an hour ago?
bf: Well it's eat your girls pussy day.
gf: I want you to.
- 1 hour later
bf: Want me to eat your pussy?
gf: Didn't you do that like an hour ago?
bf: Well it's eat your girls pussy day.
eat your girls pussy day by gilfiswhatineed November 22, 2021
National eat your moms pussy day
The 12th of may is!
The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
National eat your moms pussy day by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023
You can't have your pussy and eat it too
A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
You can't have your pussy and eat it too by Russessabagina December 15, 2009
Eat pussy till you break your jaw
Eating pussy until you break your jaw. This usually happens after eating pussy for at least 7.5 hours, but weak pussy eaters have been known to break their jaws after 1 to 2 hours. Only serious pussy lovers will put themselves in danger of breaking their jaws form mawing on pussy
What's wrong with your face? I broke my jaw eating pussy again. I just can't stop.
Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw
I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy
Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw
I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy
Eat pussy till you break your jaw by The Wolf of Alma st October 29, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026