EAR-TITS

EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.

Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"

EAR-TITS by ac3092 September 9, 2009

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rabbit ear tits

when your tits are narrow at the top, round at the bottom and hang flat down to your belly button

did you see tessa take her top off last night? damned if she didn't have some rabbit ear tits.

rabbit ear tits by the stank pit July 16, 2009

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EAR-TITS • Dog Ear Tits • rabbit ear tits • Ear Rape • Ear Worm • ear hustling • Ear Fuck • ear candy • Ear Hustlin' • ear ball

Dog Ear Tits

Tits that look like they have been pressed flat and have a wide connection at the body and narrow ending at the nipple, triangular in shape.

Richard "That girls tits look like a basset hounds ear. "
Greg "I'm sure she has a small litter of kids so they had milk then deflated forming Dog Ear Tits"

Dog Ear Tits by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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