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EAR-TITS 

EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.
Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"
EAR-TITS by ac3092 September 9, 2009
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rabbit ear tits

when your tits are narrow at the top, round at the bottom and hang flat down to your belly button
did you see tessa take her top off last night? damned if she didn't have some rabbit ear tits.

Dog Ear Tits 

Tits that look like they have been pressed flat and have a wide connection at the body and narrow ending at the nipple, triangular in shape.
Richard "That girls tits look like a basset hounds ear. "
Greg "I'm sure she has a small litter of kids so they had milk then deflated forming Dog Ear Tits"
Dog Ear Tits by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014
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