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the exact oposite of erectile disfunction. erectile retardation causes your weiner to jump around acting retarded and such when you dont want it to.
i was walking down the hall and my E.R started to act up.

Bob was talking and his E.R was clearly showing through his pants.
E.R by Aaron Adkins March 20, 2008
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Eye Raped. When someone stares at you and gives you a look without saying anything. Teachers do it all the time when they tell you to be quite but it never works so they give you a dirt look and stare at you to get you quite. Everyone in the class would go E.R'ed
Teacher: "Jordan be quite!"

Jordan: "Ok."

5 minutes later jordan isn't quite and is still talking while the teacher is. Teacher stares at Jordan and he shuts up. The entire class says E.R'ed!!!
E.R by Gutternuts January 23, 2011
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E-Rays e-racist E-rape E Rock e-rand E-Roc e-rage e-rap e-ReK e'reday

E.R.J.B. 

E.R.J.B. is a acronym for Evil Robot Jeff Bridges, coming form Iron Man 1 to explain the shitty marvel movie villains that pop out of nowhere.
Captain America 1 was fun but red skull was a real E.R.J.B.
E.R.J.B. by Minib31 August 31, 2018
Go listen The Box by roddy Ricch
In the song One of the lyrics is “E r e r”
E r e r by Webzip March 20, 2020

e.r fightmaster 

"have you seen e.r fightmaster in the hot show grey's anatomy?" -person a
"E.r fightmaster?" -stupid person b
"The sexiest mf in the fucking world mate" -person b
treats, clears and cleanses excess ear wax from your ears
Treat: E-R-O Ear drops with soothing chamomile + aloe soften & loosen excess earwax in just minutes
E-R-O by SPrice1980 April 29, 2023
Includes ear wax removal drops, earwax removal syringe and earwax removal tool
E-R-O Complete 3-Part Earwax Removal Tool Kit treats, clears and cleanses excess ear wax from your ears
E-R-O by SPrice1980 April 29, 2023
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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