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this is the name that is given to you by your parents when they are drunk in a transgender strip club in Bangkok. nevertheless, DYSMAS is a fucking stud. their name is so unique in many ways and is only given to the most special of them all. dysmas’s are usually independent but are the life of the party once you get to know them. buttt, if you have this name good luck living through college and life in general. nah though, dysmas is actually a sexy name i love it and so should you.
girl 1: “omg is that DYSMAS, he looks so cute today”.
girl 2: “i know right!!! his fashion sense today is just mesmerising”.
boy 1: “yo dysmas you better scrap before i DISS-MISS you agagagagagag”.
boy 2: “ay junior, you better leave my cuz alone or you’ll be in for a hoka”.
teacher 1: “ok boys, i think we’re getting off topic—“
rest of the boys: “JIAAAAAA HOOOO, Junior and Sione are gonna do a tunnel ouaaaaaa”.
rest of the girls: “hey dysmas sorry about Junior he can be a dick sometimes, the girls are planning a sleepover at Jasmines tonight you wanna come?”
dysmas: *makes autistic noises*
girls: “awww so cute”.
Dysmas by demon suck my cock once October 27, 2019
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dylmas is real thomas is in love with dylan do not tell me otherwise
Dylmas by iiraya September 7, 2016
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A Dismas is a extraordinary, an amazing man. If you the pleasure of knowing a Dismas, you should consider yourself a lucky person. Usually funny, dark, but always sexy as hell. Gets along with Blakes. Usually have a 19 inch schlong. They primarily have a low self-esteem.
Greg: "Dude, Dismas is SO fucking sexy."
Blayk: "I know man, boy what i would give to kiss him."
Dismas by Dumbass42069 November 6, 2020

Dismasted 

1. To have a catastrophic failure with a girl in bed (due to erection problems). Word arrived from ancient pirate manner of speaking, relating everything with seamanship.
Yarr, lady, thar was some heavy seas in your lagoon that left me dismasted so early!
Dismasted by aluc April 3, 2012

dyspastria 

When a individual expects a certian pastry from the vending machine and instead gets totally shafted with the wrong pastry.
Joe felt dyspastria when he received a cheese danish instead of a texas cinnamon roll.
dyspastria by fnj00 December 17, 2011

Dylmassexual 

If you are attracted to Thomas Brodie-Sangster and Dylan O'brien, you are Dylmassexual. Because you are a Dylmas shipper but also obsessed with them.
friend: hey are you bisexual?

me: no, I'm attracted to Dylan O'Brien and Thomas Brodie-Sangster!

friend: but...what orientation is it?

me: easy, I'm Dylmassexual!

dyslasia 

Laziness and the inability to overcome, it’s a disorder
My teenage son has dyslasia , which keeps him from doing his chores, the lack of action or movement
dyslasia by KaplanM May 29, 2021
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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