Dysmas 

this is the name that is given to you by your parents when they are drunk in a transgender strip club in Bangkok. nevertheless, DYSMAS is a fucking stud. their name is so unique in many ways and is only given to the most special of them all. dysmas’s are usually independent but are the life of the party once you get to know them. buttt, if you have this name good luck living through college and life in general. nah though, dysmas is actually a sexy name i love it and so should you.

girl 1: “omg is that DYSMAS, he looks so cute today”.
girl 2: “i know right!!! his fashion sense today is just mesmerising”.
boy 1: “yo dysmas you better scrap before i DISS-MISS you agagagagagag”.
boy 2: “ay junior, you better leave my cuz alone or you’ll be in for a hoka”.
teacher 1: “ok boys, i think we’re getting off topic—“
rest of the boys: “JIAAAAAA HOOOO, Junior and Sione are gonna do a tunnel ouaaaaaa”.
rest of the girls: “hey dysmas sorry about Junior he can be a dick sometimes, the girls are planning a sleepover at Jasmines tonight you wanna come?”
dysmas: *makes autistic noises*
girls: “awww so cute”.

Dysmas by demon suck my cock once October 27, 2019

Dylmas 

real.

dylmas is real thomas is in love with dylan do not tell me otherwise

Dylmas by iiraya September 7, 2016

Dismas 

A Dismas is a extraordinary, an amazing man. If you the pleasure of knowing a Dismas, you should consider yourself a lucky person. Usually funny, dark, but always sexy as hell. Gets along with Blakes. Usually have a 19 inch schlong. They primarily have a low self-esteem.

Greg: "Dude, Dismas is SO fucking sexy."
Blayk: "I know man, boy what i would give to kiss him."

Dismas by Dumbass42069 November 6, 2020

Dismasted 

1. To have a catastrophic failure with a girl in bed (due to erection problems). Word arrived from ancient pirate manner of speaking, relating everything with seamanship.

Yarr, lady, thar was some heavy seas in your lagoon that left me dismasted so early!

Dismasted by aluc April 3, 2012

dyspastria 

When a individual expects a certian pastry from the vending machine and instead gets totally shafted with the wrong pastry.

Joe felt dyspastria when he received a cheese danish instead of a texas cinnamon roll.

dyspastria by fnj00 December 17, 2011

Dylmassexual 

If you are attracted to Thomas Brodie-Sangster and Dylan O'brien, you are Dylmassexual. Because you are a Dylmas shipper but also obsessed with them.

friend: hey are you bisexual?

me: no, I'm attracted to Dylan O'Brien and Thomas Brodie-Sangster!

friend: but...what orientation is it?

me: easy, I'm Dylmassexual!

Dylmassexual by la_moglie_dei_dylmas May 20, 2021

dyslasia 

Laziness and the inability to overcome, it’s a disorder

My teenage son has dyslasia , which keeps him from doing his chores, the lack of action or movement

dyslasia by KaplanM May 29, 2021