dyspastria 

When a individual expects a certian pastry from the vending machine and instead gets totally shafted with the wrong pastry.

Joe felt dyspastria when he received a cheese danish instead of a texas cinnamon roll.

dyspastria by fnj00 December 17, 2011

dyspaperia 

a disorder related to the flow of paperwork coming out of your ass

My coworker went home early today because she had a bad case of dyspaperia.

dyspaperia by Joe Document February 17, 2010

Dyspostia 

n. A neurosis which manifests itself by erratic posting to social media.

May be more commonly evidenced by one who uses alcohol or sleep aids.
Also noted to increase in intensity when the sufferer experiences a break up with a significant other.

“Her dyspostia was upsetting to her friends who heard nothing for days, only to witness an onslaught of cat videos and political comments within the period of an hour.”

Dyspostia by KCBondGirl March 1, 2019