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The Dutch Touch 

A Dutch persons mojo.

The thing most Dutch People Rely on in life...

"Just a nother Bonus of being Dutch"
Non Dutch Person: How did you pull that off

Dutch Person: What can i say its the Dutch Touch...
The Dutch Touch by Dutch Touch October 8, 2006

The Dutch Touch 

When you wipe your hand on your crotch/balls and then touch someone with that hand. Your supposed to yell Dutch touch when done so.
1.(Joel is wiping his hand on his balls) 2.(Joel wipes said hand on Scott) 3.Joel: YOU GOT THE DUTCH TOUCH!!! 4.Scott:eeeew.

The Dutch Touch 

When you fart in your hand and make your partner suck on your fingers. Often done during foreplay, but can be done during intercourse.
Man, she brought last night to the next level with the Dutch Touch.
The Dutch Touch by CheekyHornet March 31, 2016

The Dutch Touch 

A slogan of a Famous Dutch design company "PUIK". Who works together with talented Dutch Designers.
This beautifull clock has the dutch touch.

The Dutch Touch 

When a product is made by a dutch designer. People say this product has The Dutch Touch.
Well that product really has the dutch touch.
The Dutch Touch by JohanJohan July 31, 2017

Dutch Touchdown

to pull-out and cum on a girls stomach. In the process of spraying your ever-dieing kids on her, you throw up five fingers on one hand and the thumb on your other hand, simultaneously.

Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
Last night while I was smashing my girlfriend, I pulled out and decided to go for two. I threw up my 6 fingers to signify my dutch touchdown but my kids landed on the sheets wide left. Leaving me with an unsuccessful point after attempt only giving me a 6 point night.
Dutch Touchdown by Splashmaster December 30, 2012
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