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Dutch Dick 

Whoa!!! That guy has a Dutch Dick!
Dutch Dick by RyanGuy March 5, 2008

Dutch dick 

someone who tries too hard to fit into another culture and is a dick about it.
Luis thinks he's the shit but he is such a dutch dick, he only went to Mexico for like a summer and now he thinks he is hispanic because he parades his sombrero, and speaks three licks of Spanish by saying, "Hola me llamo, Luis."
Dutch dick by CuMia March 29, 2015

Double Dutch Dick 

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.
Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.
Double Dutch Dick by Shmavery October 13, 2019

Ditch Dick 

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.
Ditch Dick by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021

dick ditch 

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..
I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..
dick ditch by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007

Dick ditch 

Same a slut, but implying a chasm where endless amounts of dicks can be thrown into.
That whore Stacey is such a dick ditch.
Dick ditch by Apk12 July 16, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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