Dutch Dick

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Dutch Dick

The biggest penis that there is.

Whoa!!! That guy has a Dutch Dick!

by RyanGuy March 5, 2008

Dutch dick

someone who tries too hard to fit into another culture and is a dick about it.

Luis thinks he's the shit but he is such a dutch dick, he only went to Mexico for like a summer and now he thinks he is hispanic because he parades his sombrero, and speaks three licks of Spanish by saying, "Hola me llamo, Luis."

by CuMia March 29, 2015

Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

by Shmavery October 13, 2019

Ditch Dick

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021

dick ditch

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..

I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007

Dick ditch

Same a slut, but implying a chasm where endless amounts of dicks can be thrown into.

That whore Stacey is such a dick ditch.

by Apk12 July 16, 2018