Dutch Bro 

A Dutch Bro is the hybrid of a douchebag and a tool. Imagine the son of a washed up fratboy and a 32 year old feminist hipster that smokes cigarettes on the porch of an organic coffee shop across from a college campus . Most Dutch Bros drive leased BMWs or lifted 2wd trucks with bald mud tires.

You can also use the term around your mom, impressionable children, Hillary Clinton voters, and other easily offended groups, since it doesn't sound like it's demeaning or vulgar. It's the perfect fly-under-the-radar derogatory term.

Dude, what a Dutch Bro.

Dutch Bro by UncleChingChangChong June 6, 2017

Dutch Brownie 

Same as a Dutch oven but one poops under the covers as well as farting.

Pooping next to your un suspecting other half in bed or under covers. Then proceeding to pull the covers over, thus trapping your partner under the covers next to the poop. Then proceeding to yell; "DUTCH BROWNIE BITCH".
"I trapped Stephano in a Dutch brownie last night. We are now getting divorced. "

Dutch Brownie by Poo sprinkles January 7, 2015

Dutch Brother 

Two guys who have gotten a Dutch Rudder from the same person. Similar to Eskimo Brothers.

Dude Evan and I are Dutch Brothers now.

Dutch Brother by Theboyzzzz December 2, 2016

Dutch Bros 

The world's best tasting coffee. Period.

Home to the Iced Kicker, Dutch Bros originated out of Grants Pass, Oregon and is now in 7 western states in the U.S.

This coffee tastes way better than Starbucks AND it is way cheaper.

Because it is drive-thru only, you don't have to worry about walking in and seeing 14 different "authors" crowding up the room trying to work on their new "novel".

Dutch Bros Coffee. Try it. It's delicious.

Hey, wanna go to Starbucks?

No! I'd rather not pay $5 for a cup of dirt-tasting liquid. Let's go to Dutch Bros instead.

That's a good plan!

Dutch Bros by RoseCityTilIDie January 25, 2013

Dutch Bros. Kid 

A “popular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.

Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!

How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.

Dutch Bros. Kid by ThatChev September 22, 2019

Dutch bros 

A place where basic white girls go to drink coffee because they have no friends. They get mad about boys on fortnite and they always talk about dutch bros. They definition of hipocrite

Jessica: omg rob needs to stop posting his fortnite wins
*2 hours later*
Jessica posts on Snapchat story: OMG NEW DUTCH BROS DRINK STRAWBERRY DICK SLURPER🤤

Dutch bros by No name boi May 13, 2018

Dutch Bros 

The world's best coffee next to Starbucks.

Also another name for a dutch oven.

"Ryan took Sam to Dutch Bros like 8 times."

"Oh did you get an iced kicker?"

"No, not THAT Dutch Bros..."

"Ouch"

Dutch Bros by CreeperStash June 29, 2008