Dutch Blintz 

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead

I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.

Dutch Blintz by Nerdgorilla723 November 23, 2017

Dutch Blitz 

To audibly fart accidentally or uncontrollably in public or around people

I was talking to my girlfriend's mom and thought I would let a small fart out, but it turned out that I totally Dutch Blitzed her...

Dutch Blitz by Ertischek June 16, 2009