The art of punishing the porcelain in your unsuspecting room-mates toilet and proceeding not to flush for at least 24 hours. Also known as 'doing a Jibraan'
The act of getting in a bathtub with used tires and proceeding to quack repeatedly at the tops of your lungs. A great solution for a roommate if they do not have an alarm.
My alarm clockbroke so my roommate just wakes me up with a rubber ducky special when I have class in the morning
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.