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The Durrty 

A class of people similar to homeless people except that they have houses and live normal lives by day. By night (or when feeling hyphy) these people will do the craziest shit. They can be found at the City Museum, on the Metro, walking the streets, exploring, making money, and just being plain sneaky. Their sneakiness is a key facet to their abilities: while they may appear somewhat downtrodden, they are actually full of energy and have probably already made you look foolish. They can climb over shit, hide in places and make snappy comebacks.
1. Oh dear God that kid just vaulted that pedestrian. Must be one of The Durrty

2. Yeah we were in North Co and this dude broke up a drug deal without the 5-0. Pretty durrty.

and of course:

3. q: They're playing Marco Polo in the City Museum?
a: yeah they're part of The Durrty.
The Durrty by Orange Crush StL January 25, 2010
Related Words
Durnty • Durty • DURNT • dursty • durrty • Drunty • darnty • Dirnty • Dunty • durfty
adj. One is dursty when one wants to get sufficently drunk. A jonesin for some boozin. Can also be said as "Fred Dursty". A thirst to get drunk, hence "dursty"
"Yo man lets get dursty tonight...I'll pick up some 40 oz's and we'll drink till we're black-out, smoke mad crack rock, deep throat a 9 inch flesh light, and then try to score a sloppy handi from some hotty."

"Ohhh dude I am so dursty...We need to get a couple dirty thirty racks and play beer pong till I've drank myself impotent...and then I'll try to score a handi...from your mom. Shes got the Barry Bonds' grip"

"Holy Friholas I am soo dursty..too bad I'm getting a handi right now...I'd love to shotgun warm steel reserves 'till I can't feel my face."
dursty by wade, "king of the durst" December 14, 2008

Durty Durgan 

Someone who goes out and tries to wrangle as much random snooch as possible and then shove his wang into her yo yo smuggler just days later without any thought of his own well being.
Durty Durgan: "Hey girl, why are you staring at me" Girl: "I dont know, your cute." "Thanks wanna fuck"
As distinct from simply being dirty or even dirrty, durty implies something is not just dirty, but dirty in a forbidden or taboo way.

NB: Durty must be pronounced in a North Side Dublin accent.
Rich: *looks across the room at sexy older woman*
Sean: That's my Ma!
Tom: Durty
durty by moroman August 15, 2007
To steal anything of value or absurd randomness. To take a virginity. To shave off and eyebrow or piece of hair while someone is drunk and unaware. Should be used right after penetration is obtained to insure that the bitch understands why she is there. To take more than thirty percent of a hand held food item. To take your friends snap without telling him about it. To drift a car using purely your e-brake. To fuck over anyone around you. To cut in line at an amusement park. To trip a rollerblader for due to his poor choice of a sport. To hook up with a bitch for the sole purpose of nutting. Should be used in situations where people other than you and your friends do not understand the word. To jack young dumb sluts valued items. Respected by ancient egyptian scholars for its versatility and simplicity. It is the only word that need not be translated into other languages to be understood by all gentleman.
Dean: Hey bro, Im going to pack george a fat snap for backing me up with the cops yesterday.
Kevin: (lying) Nah man, george doesn't even blaze, that beezy is on on probation.
Dean: Well in that case, would you like a snap kevin?
Kevin: (bong bubbling and is cleared, kevin coughs, regains his breath) Durnt!

Separate situation:

Steve: Can you believe how many garden nomes we just durnted from that bitches house connor?
Connor: Haha, I even durnted a bj from her kid sister
durnt by parrotdick July 4, 2010

Durty Dumpling 

When you tea bag a person after you took a shit and whiped forward so your nuts have shit stains on them.
Harold was passed out in the recliner so I gave him the durty dumpling.
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