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Durmstang 

A language. A language that was founded on June 27th 2022. When saying any normal word, you say the word ‘Durm’ before it. And if it’s a name of a person, you say ‘stang’ before it. You only say Durm once unless it’s after a name.
Durm Hello there, you are reading this, my name is Stang Bob Durm so yeah.
Durmstang, the best language
Durmstang by StangDurm and DurmStang September 7, 2022
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In team situations, the act of going alone for personal glory, usually ending in injury or death.
Steve was dursting last night at the party and ended up in the hospital.
Dursting by Dholladay March 19, 2009

I Durmstrang ship it! 

A phrase used for certain Harry Potter couples and pairings that you adore so much to the point where saying 'I ship it' becomes an understatement, hence, the use of 'I Durmstrang ship it' becomes more appropriate.
Because the Durmstrang ship is a magical ship and can travel underwater, it implies that a particular pairing is magical, can survive everywhere (on land and underwater too), and you will always ship it, no matter what.
Potterhead #1: 'I Durmstrang ship Romione and Jily so much!

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Potterhead #1: 'Do you ship book Hinny?'
Potterhead #2: 'I Durmstrang ship it! It's my OTP!'
Being a giant Fred Durst level douche bag. Typically dudes don’t even realize they’re Dursting.
Ted and Adam are too busy Dursting!
Dursting by Lil Hot Dog Boy April 21, 2022

Fred Dursting 

When you have to poop really bad, and 2 step like Fred Durst, in any performance of Limp Bizkit's famous song "Nookie."

Equivalent to the pee pee dance.
"Hurry up Joey! I need to shit! I'm out here Fred Dursting!"