Dunkin Flownut 

When one retains a prairie-dogging turd whilst masturbating, the ultimate goal of which is to release both the turd and nut at the same time.

Boss asked me to work extra today, so I went in the handicap stall to bang out a Dunkin Flownut on company time.

Dunkin Flownut by Nosav January 23, 2018

DunkinSlownuts 

Used to describe how someone is so retarded/severely stupid that they should work at a company made specifically for retards/slow people. Can also be used to describe a terrible Dunkin Donuts shop.

DunkinSlownuts would love to have you join the team.

Wow, that was terrible! They should rename that store to DunkinSlownuts.

DunkinSlownuts by 1344DC99 November 23, 2018