Dungwart 

Dungwart (noun)

A "dungwart" is a word that means
A festule on a turd
Use it freely as an insult
Because I just invented the word.

For example, "he has a head that looks like a dungwart,
He smells like a dungwart and it's what we all thought."

"You're a f****ING dungwart." or "You're so ugly you make a dungwart look sexy"

Dungwart by Thundercloud Repairian July 2, 2022

dungwaiter 

the act pooping in an elevator, leaving, and then sending it to a different floor

Jim-Did you hear that the guy on the eleventh pissed off Tony?

Will-Yeah. Left a dungwaiter and buzzed his apartment.

dungwaiter by Jew Canoe 69 January 10, 2012

Dungworth 

A dungworth is a person who is worthless and lazy. They often fart and eat their own excrement, and believe poo is the most valuable substance in the world.

They are often found to be poo gazers that like to gaze at their own poo too and chew on their own poo sticks.

"You fucking useless dungworth, stop poo gazing."

Dungworth by Matt Sparks December 14, 2008

Dungworth 

A fat, ignorant meat gazer. Enjoys gazing at his poo. Recently has been known to suck on his poostick.

"You stupid dungworth"

Dungworth by Matt Sparks December 13, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019