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A combination of "dumb" and "retard". Very similar to "tard" and "f***tard" commonly in use today. The beauty of this term, however, is that it avoids slandering those who are truly mentally retarded and doesn't come across as being overly vulgar and offensive. Best used when someone has shown a momentary lack of intelligence and reasoning in offending you in some way.
Bob: "That guy just cut me off AND he's driving slower than me! Man, some people!"
Larry: "What a f***tard!"
Bob: "Well, maybe so if he did it on purpose. For now, I just think the guy's a dumtard."
Larry: "Suit yourself."
dumtard by GarthF December 16, 2005
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a person who acts dumb and retarded even though they may not be....stumbling adolescent male.....growing person not used to body growth, person asking question that is already answered, drunk person.
that boy is such a dumtard, he fell over a pebble.
that person is such a dumtard, she asked if the plastic bags at kroger were free.
I woke up and forgot where I was....(dumtard)
dumtard by robyn lusby January 30, 2007
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A person who is both dumb and retarded who’s name starts with an A, G, T, and H,
For example, Arianna is a dumtard for being a dummy and a retard for everything that she does
Dumtard by BabiD December 3, 2020
Someone who defends and white-knights the lolcow Doomentio, usually a follower of him
Doomentio is innocent!

Hola Hulk Dumtard!
Dumtard by Queteimporta843 December 26, 2022
A person that watches dubbed anime and thinks it's the best way to watch it because "you don't have to read"
Owen: Did you hear Zack is a dubtard?

Tom: I fucking hate Zack now.
Dubtard by Erik Henry July 13, 2018
Most members of the Democratic Party.

Any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the Democratic Party, without question.
A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"
Demtard by CatBoners June 4, 2009
A political activist that self describes as being a victim, or of being oppressed and afflicted by the belies of others. Someone that refuses to open their mind to simple facts and truths. A person that believes everyone is free to think as they choose as long as it is the same as they think. A person that can magically change form and or gender at will. A true definition of privilege. An ideal that rejects any and all traditional value.
Example: Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truth, fact, or anything they had said or done in the past.
Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truths, facts, or anything they had said or done in the past. A demtard believes they can justify anything with their feelings alone.
Demtard by FerroArts August 23, 2018
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