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durpette 

A silly girl whose world view is biased by belief imaginary beings; a rambunctious facebook poster with no concept of self-censorship or the existence of people unlike herself. Can be mildly attractive (if not full on hot) much to the annoyance of intelligent people who are forced to deal with them.
That durpette just asked me if I would help distribute anti-gay fliers. I wish I had the balls to tell her to fuck off, but she's at least an 8, and I haven't touched a girl in 2 years... I guess I'm doing it
durpette by ducktomguy August 14, 2011
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Derpette 

A word that is used in place of a female name in memes such as the Rage Comics.

Male names are often "Herp" or "Derp".

Other common name in Rage Comics: Derpina
Herp: "Hi, Derpette! How are you?"
Derpette by herpette June 7, 2011
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The area between the vagina and the anus on a woman. The (skin) that separates the vaginal hole from the anal hole.
"Her durfette was so tiny,I almost shoved the speculum in her anus!" said Dr. Smith
durfette by MaryAnn McMahon May 30, 2008
i heard some guy's friend dumped his girlfriend,she is now called dumpette
Dumpette by homeblo February 20, 2009

Durrette 

#1 leather jacket hybrid in all of runescape, even jagex thinks he p00ns.
Holy shit man...we might wanna leave -- Durrettes here -.-
Durrette by Durrette May 10, 2008