Dumpeter

A person who proudly announces to others they have to take a dump.
Timothy entered the living room and trumpeted to his friends and girlfriend, "wow, I have to take a fat dump right now," causing them to groan and roll their eyes. His girlfriend Tina replied, "you are such a nasty dumpeter".
by Chimerichawk August 01, 2012
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