DUMF

DUMF is the one syllable word meaning dumb-fuck or dumfuck

Ellen forgot to turn off her headlights, what a DUMF

by JEBalke January 14, 2008

Dumf

Designated Unatractive Male Friend of a Woman whohangs around her all day (but is NEVER her husband or boyfriend) usualy also a GBF

I saw thsis hot chick but she was this ugly ass man with no teeth and was a fat as a van he was sucha DUMF

by Trixilater September 4, 2015

Dumf

Not very bright, Stupid, Goofy

He really is a bit of a dumf

by Disruptist January 7, 2024

dumfa

A culmination of the phrase 'dumb fuck' for someone who lacks intellectual know-how in all aspects of life.

That girl who just served me at the bar was such a dumfa, she couldn't get the order right!!

by cloun August 7, 2010

Dumfries

A mad place in Scotland where water (river) divides the neds from normal humans

I live in Dumfires... the normal side!

by telf January 23, 2004

Dumfuck

Anybody that can't spell Dumbfuck

If you spell dumbfuck as dumfuck, you are a dumbfuck.

by Chode November 12, 2004

Dumfker

A dumb fucker

He is uch a Dumfker

by Dodgey deano December 10, 2018