dumfa

A culmination of the phrase 'dumb fuck' for someone who lacks intellectual know-how in all aspects of life.

That girl who just served me at the bar was such a dumfa, she couldn't get the order right!!

dumfa by cloun August 7, 2010

Dufalingus 

A dufus with a strong tongue game

Black Friday 2020 at dicks sporting goods was a breeze...i got two hours of sleep, went hungover and still managed to squeeze a lil dufalingus into my tight hairy Todo list while I was getting paid.

Dufalingus by Roobeer March 28, 2020

Dunbartonshire Dumbarton Complex

Dunbartonshire Complex means having that state of mind thinking association with or living with people from Dunbartonshire, Scotland makes one dumb.

The Kiltbearers were aghast by Oprah after she showed signs of having Dunbartonshire Dumbarton Complex.

Dunbartonshire Dumbarton Complex by Cyclonetrading July 6, 2021

dumbarrassed

To be embarrassed over really dumbass shit.

Never feel dumbarrassed by idiots.

dumbarrassed by jpg3 December 7, 2011

Dumbarton Complex 

Any dumb person who thinks that Dumbarton translates to being "dumb."

Jessica refuses to live in Dumbarton because people might think she is dumb. Oh boy, she has DUMBARTON COMPLEX.

Dumbarton Complex by Cyclonetrading July 6, 2021

Gaping Dumas 

1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.

2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.

Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?

Gaping Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010

DTMFA

Stands for 'Dump The Motherfucker Already'. From Dan Savage's 'Savage Love' column. It's advice given to someone complaining about a significant other's repellent behaviour. Often given, seldom taken. Concise, if not tactful, it's often a shock to the complainant, who might not be able to look at the situation objectivelly and see how bad it's gotten.
Should be used either when a person keeps repeating the same complaints over and over again and seems unhappy in the relationship and unwilling to do anything about it, or when anyone can see at a glance that it's a toxic, if not abusive, relationship.

(a)
Lindsey: "Aargh, I'm so frustrated with Jon, he never calls when he says he will and keeps telling me about what other girls are hot! What should I do???"
Rachel: "Well, considering you've been doing nothing but tell me about how much you hate Jon for the past three months, you should either tell him this, or DTMFA. We're all sick of hearing it!"

(b)
Alex: "Yeah, I'd love to come hang out with you guys, but Jamie will totally lose it if I talk to another girl. Last time I went somewhere without her she locked me out of the house and wouldn't talk to me for two days."
Leighanne: What the hell? She sounds like a total psycho. You should DTMFA before she boils your bunny or something.

DTMFA by Stalkertime December 22, 2008