Dumb Hoe Status Share definition Flag Whenever every a woman acknowledges and then ignores that a guy is being an asshole to her. She has Dumb Hoe Status because she still dated him even after he gave her a black eye. Dumb Hoe Status by El Cracker February 1, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Dumb Hoe Status mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch