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Dulwich College 

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The only school in dulwich (although there are 3)

Possibly the best school in south London.

Populated by some of the finest minds in the UK. Hated by most of London (But they dont care)

Ladies men, every single one of them
Dulwich College by pueri March 15, 2009
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Dulwich College 

The finest school in Europe. Everyone at the school is a genius and much smarter than the idiots at Alleyn's (which is a shit excuse for a school).
Person 1: Oi matey, is Dulwich College better than Alleyn's?
Person 2: Yes you silly goose! Alleyn's is a dead school for wet wipes (metaphorically speaking)
Dulwich College by rijkcvegdfgbjk February 9, 2022

Dulwich College 

Finest school in Europe. Everyone who goes there is a genius and much smarter than the idiots at Alleyn's (shit school nearby).
Person 1: Crikey old chap, did you go to Dulwich College?!
Person 2: Indeed I did and let me say it is a much better school than Alleyn's
Dulwich College by rijkcvegdfgbjk February 9, 2022

Dulwich College 

Dulwich College is meant to be a fine school, however there are multiple accounts of naughty boys with posh homes who think that they are him. According to reasearch, the most popular search at this school is "does mewing work".
"the Dulwich College posh twats"
Dulwich College by Alleyn Gyat July 12, 2024

dulwich college beijing 

Mostly full of rich, Chinese kids but there's always one token white kid. Famous for good academics and hella good debaters. However their students boring and never leave the house.

Notable things
1. Good music department.
2. At least 10 safeguarding sessions each term, focuses more on reducing sexual assault cases for the sake of their reputation instead of the wellbeing of their students :/
3. Bubble tea sales ripping off desperate, little year 8s.
4. Epic humanities department.
5. One sexual assault case per year.
6. Lacks transparency because their reputation is too important to them... boo hoo.
7. No lanyard, no entry.
"Hey man, you go to Dulwich college beijing?
"Yea! I just got out of our weekly safeguarding PSHLE lesson!"

Dulwich College Beijing 

"Bob died then he went to Dulwich College Beijing…"

Dulwich College Seoul

A tiny ass school using the Dulwich name for clout. Full of rich korean kids who never stop complaining, and boring white teachers kids.
person 1: you go to dulwich college seoul?
person 2: yeah, it’s super boring and nothing happens

person 1: bro you should come to sfs

person 2: yeah i’m moving over next year
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