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dulwich college beijing 

Mostly full of rich, Chinese kids but there's always one token white kid. Famous for good academics and hella good debaters. However their students boring and never leave the house.

Notable things
1. Good music department.
2. At least 10 safeguarding sessions each term, focuses more on reducing sexual assault cases for the sake of their reputation instead of the wellbeing of their students :/
3. Bubble tea sales ripping off desperate, little year 8s.
4. Epic humanities department.
5. One sexual assault case per year.
6. Lacks transparency because their reputation is too important to them... boo hoo.
7. No lanyard, no entry.
"Hey man, you go to Dulwich college beijing?
"Yea! I just got out of our weekly safeguarding PSHLE lesson!"

Dulwich College Beijing 

"Bob died then he went to Dulwich College Beijing…"

Dulwich College 

Gods Gift

The only school in dulwich (although there are 3)

Possibly the best school in south London.

Populated by some of the finest minds in the UK. Hated by most of London (But they dont care)

Ladies men, every single one of them
Dulwich College by pueri March 15, 2009

Dulwich park 

A batty man park, the only thing here is the white village and the overpriced cafe, year 8s and 7s come here and juul in th bushes
Dulwich park by pu$$y muncha December 1, 2019

dulwich hill 

a suburb where you are likely to find hoboes or bros hanging around looking suss.
via msn
jules: i'm going coming to dulwich hill today
bron: dont stay too long, you'll get rolled or bashed.
jules: oh... and you live there?
bron:yep. *sigh*
dulwich hill by bron4 May 18, 2008

Dulwich College Seoul

A tiny ass school using the Dulwich name for clout. Full of rich korean kids who never stop complaining, and boring white teachers kids.
person 1: you go to dulwich college seoul?
person 2: yeah, it’s super boring and nothing happens

person 1: bro you should come to sfs

person 2: yeah i’m moving over next year
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