Individuals well versed in the criminal charge of DUI through the process of being prosecuted for DUI. Often through reoccurring charges of DUI these individuals have become nearly self taught experts and advisors on the subjects of and not necessary limited to; avoidance of the dui, avoidance of the roadblock, drinking and driving through a safety checkpoint, drinking with children in the car, all things DUI, BUI, T&A, OCD and OPP.
A recently immigrated couple is stopped while driving after a night on the town. The husband driving fearfully asks his wife while pulling over "what do I do?!" his wife responds "offer the officer a job that blows, half of the mothers at our daughters dance class are DUIers and know how to get out of everything!"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.