Individuals well versed in the criminal charge of DUI through the process of being prosecuted for DUI. Often through reoccurring charges of DUI these individuals have become nearly self taught experts and advisors on the subjects of and not necessary limited to; avoidance of the dui, avoidance of the roadblock, drinking and driving through a safety checkpoint, drinking with children in the car, all things DUI, BUI, T&A, OCD and OPP.
A recently immigrated couple is stopped while driving after a night on the town. The husband driving fearfully asks his wife while pulling over "what do I do?!" his wife responds "offer the officer a job that blows, half of the mothers at our daughters dance class are DUIers and know how to get out of everything!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'