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An awesome cologne used by dudes to attract other dudes to hang out with them, thus 'dude time'. This time is an experience of dude bonding where the dudes can get closer and build life long friendships. This cologne specifically attracts dude unicorns and is most likely used by blue jays, commonly named Mordecai.
Oh no. Tell me you did NOT use DUDE TIME to attract the ladies.
Dude Time by ohyaadudetimeya January 25, 2011
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A frame of mind in which a person is in his own time and space. A person on Dude Time never has his ringer on his cell phone and doesn't wear a watch. He has no clocks on the wall and the microwave and the oven times are based off the last power failure. Dude Time basically means you live a schedule free life with know itinerary and don't ever know what time it is, nor wonder what time it may be.
He said he was coming to the watch the game with us but who knows when he will get here because he is on dude time.
Dude Time by thedudebrown87 August 6, 2025
a spray that attracts the ladies.
Dude-Time, for men.
dude-time by cooldude2144 December 20, 2022
a spray that attracts the ladies. EPISODE: The Unicorns have got to go
Dude-Time, for men.
dude-time by cooldude2144 December 20, 2022

bro i was a dude the whole time 

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude. 

A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.
Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?

Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)
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