Dude Time

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An awesome cologne used by dudes to attract other dudes to hang out with them, thus 'dude time'. This time is an experience of dude bonding where the dudes can get closer and build life long friendships. This cologne specifically attracts dude unicorns and is most likely used by blue jays, commonly named Mordecai.

Oh no. Tell me you did NOT use DUDE TIME to attract the ladies.

Dude Time by ohyaadudetimeya January 25, 2011

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Dude Time

A frame of mind in which a person is in his own time and space. A person on Dude Time never has his ringer on his cell phone and doesn't wear a watch. He has no clocks on the wall and the microwave and the oven times are based off the last power failure. Dude Time basically means you live a schedule free life with know itinerary and don't ever know what time it is, nor wonder what time it may be.

He said he was coming to the watch the game with us but who knows when he will get here because he is on dude time.

Dude Time by thedudebrown87 August 6, 2025

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dude-time

a spray that attracts the ladies.

Dude-Time, for men.

dude-time by cooldude2144 December 20, 2022

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dude-time

a spray that attracts the ladies. EPISODE: The Unicorns have got to go

Dude-Time, for men.

dude-time by cooldude2144 December 20, 2022

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bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

bro i was a dude the whole time by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

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Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.

Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?

Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)

Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude. by lollylollylollyPOP!!! May 30, 2007

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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