Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher 

See Bushman.

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher by Shotgun Larry May 10, 2003

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher 

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.

Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003