Duck Monkey

A being of infinite jest, better known for preying upon the souls of unexpecting occupants of a haunted house.

"Duck Monkey, why must you kill?"

Duck Monkey by Matt Mousseau May 28, 2006

duck monkey

A noble creature often referred to in Fictional novels. Has 3 feet and 6 balls

Ted Wong was bited by a duck monkey

duck monkey by Joe T6 May 14, 2005

Monkey Duck Boy 

Males with extreme genetic ear and lip traits.

That guys a real Monkey Duck Boy

Monkey Duck Boy by jad1965 November 7, 2009

duckmonkey 

When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.

Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack down.

Man2: Holy shit! He's mackin' on a duckmonkey.

duckmonkey by Anthony March 13, 2004

dickmonkey 

1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.

1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.

dickmonkey by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003