Duck Dynasty
Only the most amazing show you will see on modern television, including many ducks, and a giant redneck family.
Duck Dynasty by willie6969 April 14, 2013
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Duck dynasty
The worst thing that ever happen to western civization. Not only is it a complete waste of ones unretrievable moments of life but it also lowers your I.Q. by five points per episode watched. However, it is a great litmus test for fishing out morons.
Moron: Hey, did you hear what Si said last night on Duck Dynasty?
Nonmoron: No, I was busy watching a Feynman lecture on YouTube.
Nonmoron: No, I was busy watching a Feynman lecture on YouTube.
Duck dynasty by FinnTheLight September 10, 2013
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Duck Dynasty
One of many American shows that have contributed to the slowing down of the progression of man kind.
After only a minute of watching,
I experienced a deep desire to hate fuck each one of them in the mouth.
Moreover, it has scared my wife from conceiving children due to fear of the insane offsprings these hillybilly-redneck hybrids might spawn.
After only a minute of watching,
I experienced a deep desire to hate fuck each one of them in the mouth.
Moreover, it has scared my wife from conceiving children due to fear of the insane offsprings these hillybilly-redneck hybrids might spawn.
Duck Dynasty by JARTAyMEDIA April 27, 2016
Duck Dynasty
When multiple women and a man get together and rip pillows open, pull the feathers out. Then fuck in the pile of feathers.
Duck Dynasty by CRenn September 29, 2018
Duck Dynasty
A polygamist commune of gay married homosexual men living as a family unit. Know for their frequent gay orgies at which the grunting sounds of numerous men amid various angry sex acts can sound like a flock of angry ducks.
1. Person 1: Have you seen Joe recently? Person 2: Didn't you hear? He married into that duck dynasty out in the desert.
2. The group of apes grunting in unison sounded like a duck dynasty.
2. The group of apes grunting in unison sounded like a duck dynasty.
Duck Dynasty by InnocentBystander69 May 8, 2014
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Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty) by BradLaw July 16, 2015
Duck Dynasty Logic
Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in GQ magazine.
Comparing homosexuality to bestiality and passing it off as religious beliefs. Duck Dynasty Logic.
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'
'What the hell dude?'
'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'
'What the hell dude?'
'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'
Duck Dynasty Logic by Nale Dixon December 22, 2013
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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