Drunk Wank 

A masturbation session occuring after a heavy drinking session. Usually involving alot of noise, sweat and watching the same part of a porno over and over again.

Man i cant wait to get home and have me a drunk wank.

A-Man im so pissed i didnt pull tonite
B-Ah just have a drunk wank mate

Drunk Wank by dannydierisatwat May 23, 2009

Drunk Wank 

usually involves coming home alone after a heavy night drinking and masturbating over a good looking guy you added to the wank bank while out drinking and then mid-wank losing feeling in your legs and trundling over the coffee table, face first into french window, cock in hand with Chinese take away everywhere!

"Dude, i cant remember anything from last night except for a having drunk wank"

Drunk Wank by drunk wanker November 4, 2011

wank drunk 

To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.

Alright mate, you look really tired.

Yeah, I'm fucked. I feel wank drunk.

wank drunk by Alright Mullet September 29, 2010