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Drop Cloth 

A sheet, towel, washcloth, shirt, napkin or other material laid upon the bed, counter, couch, chair, table or floor for the specific purpose of catching the load, jizz, cum from the ejaculation of a masturbating male. Drop cloths allow for quick, easy clean up.

Coined from the painting and coating trade whereby a drop cloth is used to catch drips, drops and over spray of liquid paint and coatings.
Stan surfed internet porn all morning during his conference call and found himself with an engorged chub. To get relief, he closed his office door and jerked off onto the drop cloth he laid on his desk. All pleasure and no mess.
Drop Cloth by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2014
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drop a clot 

slang phrase meaning to freak out over something, overreact or be too excited.
"When i couldnt get my home theatre system set up, I almost dropped a clot" or "Don't drop a clot, it's not that major"
drop a clot by Slothy McGee July 21, 2008

Drop Dead Clothing

Scene/indie clothes from www.iheartdropdead.com, repped by a few hxc bands and Bring Me The Horizons' Oli Sykes.
Guy 1: Is that chick wearing a shirt with a zombie eating a litter kittens?
Guy 2: Yeah i think so, it's drop dead clothing.
Drop Dead Clothing by Charity Jule October 29, 2009

drop dead clothing

A scene/emo clothing line created and run by lead singer of deathcore band bring me the horizon hu rawk btw.
He started it in 2005 i fink with only a few designs but now has alot more inc tshirts,hoodies,bags,jewrelley,shorts n shoes as his popularty has risen oh yeh its only sold on the internet at 'iheartdropdead.com
guy:1hey dude i love ur top its so rad

guy2:yeh i got it frm that drop dead clothing site
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