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Long, boring, often meaningless rambling. Drivel can be, but rarely is, ranted.
Nathan: Was the club meeting fun?

Lyle: Are you kidding? All Dex did was complain that we're not working hard enough, and how that leads to a lack of production, and eventually we're going to have to disband, and yadda-yadda-yadda. I almost fell asleep in the middle of his drivel!

Nathan: I wasn't kidding. And couldn't your speech be considered 'drivel'?
Drivel by Diggity Monkeez March 15, 2005
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A speech or article filled with Non Sense, half truths, and omissions and or distortions of facts.
Foolish and Slobbering speech most always but not exclusively put forth by a person of Low IQ.
Drivel is often but not always meant to persuade you as to a point of view.
This clown was saying how he ALWAYS knew Exactly what the stock market would do and it was ALL based
on the relationship between the weather on the west coast vs the east coast.
He also claims to have access to tomorrows newspaper on every 3rd friday of the month.
What Drivel.
drivel by thederby July 24, 2019
a show or book based on nonesense and or that dosnt apeal to you
why? are watching that show its such drivel
Drivel by Banana_king January 10, 2009
adj. This entire website! It's all a bunch on rambling drivel! And that's the way I likes it!
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All this and more. Sheer drivel
Drivel; To have a rant often associated with delusions of grandeur.
I could just imagine the sycophantic 'drivel' spewed by this little despot while wearing his jackboots, 'Albeit macht frei' and 'if I had another term'.

In reference to John Howard, 25th Prime minister of Australia and geriatric visionary on his appointment as speaker to the Washington speaker's Bureau.
Drivel by Sean Ambrose January 19, 2008
absolute pile of offensive used arsewipes
That cuntingarsehole talks a load of pungent drivel.
drivel by DellPickle June 9, 2005

drivel meister

Substitution term for when you can can't use "Bullshit artist". See Bullshit Artist
The expression "Drivel Meister" is a substitution. All examples under "Bullshit artist" applies.
drivel meister by Mr Tux November 17, 2011
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