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slobbering Jabba tongue 

The term used to describe when a female porn star smears mooze lusciously around her lower lip and chin with her tongue, while grunting seductively.
Similar to Jabba the Hutt in Reurn of the Jedi, while he is looking longingly at princess Leia.
1)I can't help but mooze when I see a slobbering Jabba Tongue.

2)I try to time my moozing to when Sylvia Saint does a slobbering Jabba Tongue at the end of her scene with Chad Valiant.

slobbering nob gobbler 

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.
Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.

Slobbering Sammy 

Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.
Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"

Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"

Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."

Slobbering Garfunkel 

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.
Slobbering Garfunkel by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010

Slobbering Slap 

A slap that is given to you by your 2 best friends in private at the same time.

The people giving the slap, lick their hands and begin to slap their victim over and over.

Slobbering Ganch 

A totally revolting person who talks rubbish and needs to be derided.