Drive by mooning 

A mooning assault on innocent pedestrians or drivers. An assault occurs when the passengers bare their bottoms out of a car window whilst slapping their bare cheeks making loud noises. The driver will normally honk his horn to gain the victims’ attention.

There are a few types of drive by moonings. A regular drive by mooning will be a prearranged assault on a selected location. Mooning hotspots are places where large amounts of people congregate for maximum eyeful of bum.

Another type is the spontaneous mooning. This occurs on people out walking. The driver will slow to allow the mooners to disrobe as they rush to bare their bottoms before the target is reached.

Another form is the double bum offensive. This is when there is more than 1 passenger in the car. 2 people allows for both sides of the car to be covered allowing for mooning on the port or starboard sides.

If 1 passenger is in the shotgun position (front passenger seat) it allows targets to be greeted by 2 sets of shit cannons (bums) if the target is on the correct side of the car. 1 bottom from the front and 1 from the back. When 2 bottoms are bared, this is referred to as a 'Full Moon'.

There are occasions especially on a spontaneous moon that the mooners will not be able to get their pants down in time for a full-on 100% moon. If the mooners are unable to open the window in time or fully expose their bottoms, this is known as a 'Half Moon'. A half moon is regarded as a FAIL in the mooning community.

"I was happily drinking outside the pub when I heard a car honking. I turned around to find that I had been drive by mooned"

"I was eating my hotdog quite contently until I looked up and saw a car. Low and behold, I was the victim of a full moon. The full moon reminds me of cheese so I went an gorged myself on some full blown cheddar and now I'm the size of a garden shed. That full moon made me obsese!"

"It's unbelievable. I got an eyeful of some chaps shit cannon as I was walking my dog. It's the first drive by mooning I've ever been a victim of. It made me so mad that I choked my dog half to death."

Drive by mooning by takerdemon October 8, 2009

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004