dried cum 

The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.

I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!

dried cum by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016

dried cum 

Your semen when it dries.

I jizzed on her hair yesterday and she says she still cannot clean off the dried cum.

dried cum by bitcoinetc September 2, 2018

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick 

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary

chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick by Orangechicken October 2, 2004

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick 

Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA

Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick by DJ April 12, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019