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dribble dick 

dribble dick- adj- the secretion of pre-cum from your cock because you're sooooooo fuckin' horny!
Female - "OMG! We we were fooling around and I saw a stain on his pants! I gave him dribble dick!"

Male - "She's so fuckin' hot! That bitch gives me dribble dick!"
dribble dick by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 18, 2012

dribble dick 

After you have had a piss and go to sit down the last few drops that you couldn't pass a few moments ago will now start to dribble from your penis or minge.
I'd just gotten up to take a leak after a marathon Pro Evo session, when I got back and sat down it felt like I had dribble dick.
dribble dick by Rob Canty April 8, 2008

dribble dick 

a derogatory term for a weak person, esp man. implies that one's ejaculate lacks force.
If you just stare at that girl all night, she is going to think you are an utter dribble dick.

dribble dick 

physically refers to liquid escaping from the penis & thus a very unsavoury distasteful irritaing undesirable thing or character
Used in reference to someone who doesn't have a grasp on reality.
Or runs off at the mouth spouting brainless retoric & causing a lot of senseless pain & waste of life
As in george bush is a dead set dribble dick.
dribble dick by earthlover42 July 10, 2005

Dribble Dick 

When one's stream of piss is not strong enough to create a jet motion and instead dribbles down the head of one's penis
Dude, my dick is all sticky because I had a mean case of dribble dick.
Dribble Dick by Ayers July 13, 2009

Dick Dribble 

Small ammounts of urine left behind on the toilet seat by some guy who recently blasted a deuce.
I wanted to use the first stall but the toilet seat was covered with dick dribble. So, I decided to just hold it.
Dick Dribble by nikoconnell March 15, 2010
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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